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Muckracker : From Young Mayor to the 'small house' saga: Everybody is happy

But everyone knows the source of Shumba’s disgruntlement; remember he is now wallowing in the wilderness and seeking some relevance.

By Muckracker Sep. 2, 2022

Muckracker : From Young Mayor to the 'small house' saga: Everybody is happy

Muckracker: More graves for Zanu PF chefs as country teems with loafers

We have been burying too many people at the National Heroes Acre, and now we have run out of space.

By Muckracker Oct. 7, 2022

More graves for Zanu PF chefs as country teems with loafers

We have been burying too many people at the National Heroes Acre, and now we have run out of space.

By Muckracker Oct. 14, 2022

More graves for Zanu PF chefs as country teems with loafers

When cheaters get cheated

Of course, some infiltrators tried to pour sand into the pot during the Central Committee elections.

By Muckracker Oct. 14, 2022

Muckracker: Corruption: The party must also benefit

According to the reeling party, there is a ploy by unruly elements like the Zimbabwe Election Support Network to conduct parallel vote tabulation next year.

By Muckracker Nov. 4, 2022

Muckracker: Corruption: The party must also benefit

Muckracker: ZIMSAT-1: Massive musical galas across country a must

Zimbabwe launched its first satellite into space, a device called the ZIMSAT-1.

By Muckracker Nov. 11, 2022

Muckracker: ZIMSAT-1: Massive musical galas across country a must

In-depth Interview: Sharpe speaks on massive investments, frustrations

We tried to buy as much land as we could.

By Muckracker Nov. 11, 2022

In-depth Interview: Sharpe speaks on massive investments, frustrations

MPs sleep better in new, warmer parly

Some people have been crying for unity of purpose between our politicians. What better show of unity is there than this?

By Muckracker Dec. 2, 2022

MUCKRAKER: What a time to get the New Parliament Building gift

Surely, if that were true, that would make him a real Zimbabwean leader.

By Muckracker Nov. 25, 2022

MUCKRAKER: What a time to get the New Parliament Building gift

Muck awards of the year go to ...

Well it is this strategy that the clueless minister claimed had plunged the country into prolonged power outages crippling industry and threatening jobs

By Muckracker Dec. 23, 2022

Why flogg a dead horse?

Yet again, they succeeded in revealing to the world that the opposition was indeed organising on the ground, contrary to previous claims.

By Muckracker Jan. 20, 2023

Muckracker: We really need to take our friend Lukashenko’s advice seriously

Lukashenko came bearing a lot of gifts, anything from tractors to election advice.

By Muckracker Feb. 3, 2023

Muckracker: We really need to take our friend Lukashenko’s advice seriously

Muckracker: It’s all about the youth

Some said these people were being paid to sit all day, much like those pointless security guards at government offices whose job it is to write names in a big book that goes nowhere all year round.

By Muckracker Feb. 24, 2023

Comical Mnangagwa also deserved a Nama

MUCKRAKER joins the nation in congratulating the people of Nigeria for their democratic election this week, which set an example for Africans all over the world.

By Muckracker Mar. 3, 2023

Screaming about corruption rude

Just a few days before his arrest, the man had committed an even bigger, more serious crime — reporting a minister for alleged corruption.

By Muckracker Mar. 10, 2023

Muckracker: Scramble for the gravy train begins

Candidates jostling to join the feeding trough were shocked this week when Mike Bimha, the most boring Zanu PF commissar ever appointed, announced a list of dos and don’ts this week.

By Muckracker Mar. 17, 2023

Muckracker: Scramble for the gravy train begins

Muckraker: Season of fools in full swing

And now those that claimed to be angry on his behalf about the delimitation process are just as confused about it as the rest of us.

By Muckracker Mar. 24, 2023

Muckraker: Season of fools in full swing

Muckracker: The man and his annointed briefcase

The Western-sponsored Al Jazeera has been running a documentary which, for some reason, sees something wrong with our leaders taking gold out of the country for safekeeping.

By Muckracker Mar. 31, 2023

Muckracker: The man and his annointed briefcase

Muckracker: Wise up and join other men of gold

Anyway, congratulations in advance to the opposition CCC for winning those two seats. And people accuse Zanu PF of not being generous.

By Muckracker Apr. 6, 2023

Muckracker: Wise up and join other men of gold

We will destroy our country on our own!

Just when some detractors were starting to make too much noise about the country having no leadership, our New Doctor Amai stepped in to show how it is done.

By Muckracker Apr. 14, 2023

Muckracker: From pop-up VP Mohadi to Charumbira spreading love

He is right. We all know that our chief of chiefs is a stickler for law and order. He has never been known to break the law.

By Muckracker Apr. 21, 2023

Muckracker: From pop-up VP Mohadi to Charumbira spreading love

Heroes of our time

Heroes come and go and when Mugabe turned into a tyrant, we had Morgan Tsvangirai and his MDC party who challenged the status quo.

By Muckracker Apr. 28, 2023

MUCKRACKER: It truly now smells like 2008!

Like the Gold Mafia documentary before it, the documents released by The Sentry show apparent attempts at state capture by this controversial crook from across the border.

By Muckracker May. 5, 2023

MUCKRACKER: It truly now smells like 2008!

Muckracker: Lol! It must be exciting being a spin doctor for a clueless govt!

President Emmerson Mnangagwa, on the invitation of the British, was in London to witness the coronation of King Charles III, or, as a ZBC news reader kept calling him this week, King Charles Three.

By Muckracker May. 12, 2023

Muckracker: Lol! It must be exciting being a spin doctor for a clueless govt!

Wonders abound in Zim

Still on the so-called “God Mafia”, we are glad that the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe

By Muckracker May. 19, 2023

MUCKRAKER: Spiralling inflation! Now we know the enemy is within

“Chamisa is mobilising business to defend his urban vote against Zanu PF encroachment,” George Charamba said.

By Muckracker May. 26, 2023

MUCKRAKER: Spiralling inflation! Now we know the enemy is within

MUCKRAKER: Mthuli: Taking delight from the misery of the povo

Mthuli will want to have a word with certain owners of the country, some of whom think he is not doing a good job.

By Muckracker Jun. 2, 2023

MUCKRAKER: Mthuli: Taking delight from the misery of the povo

MUCKRAKER: The visibly bored man, our owner’s nuggets of wisdom

That any Zanu PF person is expected to “run this country responsibly” or that they are supposed to “take the country forward” is news to even Zanu PF people themselves

By Muckracker Jun. 9, 2023

MUCKRAKER: The visibly bored man, our owner’s nuggets of wisdom

Muckracker: Silliness thrown around, all over

Speaking to his scarved minions at the Politburo this week, our owner was in fine form, dispensing wisdom as has done since he rode a tank into Munhumutapa Building.

By Muckracker Jun. 16, 2023

Muckracker: Silliness thrown around, all over

Muckracker: The ‘visionary’ leader who pushed masses into poverty

Messages of congratulations are pouring in from all around the world after Mnangagwa was honoured as a “Minister of God” by some alleged pastors this week.

By Muckracker Jun. 23, 2023