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Ngwena’s Monomutapa dynasty dreams dangerous

When Ngwena staged that cowardly coup against Gushungo, he claimed that one of the things that he would do away with would be that ritual to make a president’s birthday a national issue.

My Dear People

When Ngwena staged that cowardly coup against Gushungo, he claimed that one of the things that he would do away with would be that ritual to make a president’s birthday a national issue.

He said he would also stop that humiliating culture of forcing grown up people to wear regalia adorned with another man’s face.

As you have already noticed Ngwena is certainly a man who is not fond of keeping his word and true to form today he will gather 30 000 unemployed youths to celebrate his birthday.

This means that thousands of dollars will be wasted as government officials make a beeline to the event in Masvingo using their fuel guzzlers

The thousands that will be bussed to the ancient city will also have to be fed at the taxpayers’ expense.

What I found troubling though is the reference to Ngwena’s birthday as Monomutapa Day.

This is coming at a time when the same person is trying to push for the extension of his term of office beyond the two terms that are permissible in the constitution.

I blame his witchdoctors who lie to him that he is of royal blood. Those machinations must be stopped before we have an Idi Amin to deal with.

Munopengaaaaaaaaaa!

This has been a week of commemoration for me, your good doctor as it is five years now since Gushungo passed on.

It goes without saying that Gushungo was a fountain of wisdom whose telescopic foresight remains unmatched by any world leader.

Yes, he had his faults like anyone else. However, these were grossly exaggerated by his many detractors.

I have come close on numerous occasions, the past week, to throwing up revolted by the phony messages posted on social media by members of the dispensation of poverty, darkness and confusion on the anniversary of the passing of Gushungo.

These hypocrites, who were instrumental in the betrayal and illegal removal of Gushungo, were at the forefront with flowery language praising the legacy of Gushungo.

Munopengaaaa!!!

I, the good doctor, can see through your insincerity and no one is fooled by this shameful deception. Stop it!!!

The disastrous leadership of the scarfed one has vindicated the decision by Gushungo to fire him as his vice president appalled by the total lack of probity.

Ever since having been propelled to power through guns and tanks and illegally removing Gushungo, Scarfmore’s leadership traits have fallen far short of the strong and wise leadership of his predecessor.

Gushungo would have never fumbled in something as basic as adhering to the constitution by trying to appoint the commander of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces into the Zanu PF politburo or appointing more than the mandated non legislators to cabinet before embarrassingly reversing such decisions as done by the Lacoste cabal leader. 

 Gushungo would have never banned demonstrations including those held by one individual as we have seen under the leadership of the paranoiac scarfed one.

 The wisdom-imbued Gushungo would have never foisted unelected buffoons as the official opposition in Parliament.

There is no doubt that Scarfmore’s bankrupt leadership illustrates just how poorer the country is without the sage leadership of Gushungo.

The entry of internet service provider Starlink into Zimbabwe has been a breath of fresh air to the country’s citizens who were being ripped off by some of the country’s service providers, which have suddenly shown the ability to drastically reduce the pricing of their service packages.

 However, what gave me the most satisfaction is that the burly motor mouth Wicknell Chivayo will not corruptly benefit from Starlink’s entry into the Zimbabwean market as had been planned by Scarfmore and Co. 

The scarfed one had announced on microblogging site X that Chivayo’s company would be the sole distributor of Starlink products in Zimbabwe, no doubt at heavily inflated prices. 

 Reportedly this was reversed due to the embarrassment the excitable Chivayo has caused the Lacoste leader through his infantile outbursts which include the boast of  having a firm grip on the scarfed one.

Whatever the reason, Zimbabweans can now enjoy Starlink services without the sleazy influence of the likes of Chivayo.

The funny money known as the Zimbabwe Gold (ZiG) continues to lose value at a rapid rate as prices of goods and services  skyrocket.

Such is the loss of value that in some parts of the country the funny money is now trading at more than 30 ZiG to the greenback.

This is happening to a currency that  is supposedly backed by both the country’s gold deposits and foreign currency exposing the hogwash emanating from John the Second at the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe.

It is a damning indictment on the Scarfmore regime that the value of the funny money continues to depreciate despite putting in place gestapo tactics which include locking up moneychangers.

Munopengaaa!!!

 It seems these boneheads fail to learn that you cannot use truncheons and handcuffs to stabilise a currency. 

It takes putting in place stable policies and stopping the futile practice of manipulating the exchange rate to bring about currency stability and market confidence. 

 Just as the Zimbabwe dollar before it, the funny money is heading for the scrapheap.

As I have pointed out before, Scarfmore could be announcing the introduction of yet another currency before his term ends in 2028.

Kudos to the men’s national soccer team for holding their own against the Indomitable Lions of Cameroon in a 2025 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier on Tuesday. 

This is impressive considering that they were the ‘host’ country in Uganda due to the incompetence of the dispensation of poverty, darkness and confusion to  have a stadium in the country that is suitable for international matches. To quote Vice President Kembo Mohadi, it is an “egg on the face” of this regime.

Despite the game being broadcast live on the national broadcaster ZTV, millions at home could not watch their national team in action because of the power outages that have become a characteristic of the regime’s ineptitude.

It thus makes a mockery of the award Zesa Holdings got for service delivery at the recently held Harare Agricultural Show.

The Scarfmore's regime should hang their heads in shame for letting down the national soccer team and its millions of supporters. 

 Munopengaaaaaaaa

Stop It!

Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)

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