The gist of this week’s column is not about who is who in Victoria Falls’ discovery but the activities that come along with this particular natural and magnificent  cauldron that continues to draw thousands of tourists on an annual basis.

The gist of this week’s column is not about who is who in Victoria Falls’ discovery but the activities that come along with this particular natural and magnificent  cauldron that continues to draw thousands of tourists on an annual basis.

In all elections since independence in 1980, UMP can easily claim a place in the Guinness Book of Records as having given the ruling Zanu PF the biggest number of votes all the time we went to the polls. That’s, in fact, an understatement. UMP has been posting such huge voter support for Zanu PF that you would think all the ants, owls, trees, stones, grass and chicken in the area turn into voters whenever there are elections.

In all elections since independence in 1980, UMP can easily claim a place in the Guinness Book of Records as having given the ruling Zanu PF the biggest number of votes all the time we went to the polls. That’s, in fact, an understatement. UMP has been posting such huge voter support for Zanu PF that you would think all the ants, owls, trees, stones, grass and chicken in the area turn into voters whenever there are elections.

Drivers who have negotiated their way along the remains of the road between Kadoma and Sanyati must think I am crazy for wanting to travel along that route after dark.