It’s the pandemic of Zanu PF ‘demophobia’

A CURIOUSLY unlikely combination of interest in naval imagery with a son completing first year in medical school inspires me to view Zimbabwe’s political terrain through a medical prism. In the process, I am not only tempted to adapt some of the lingua franca, but also forced to improvise phrases that suit my selfish, egotistic, self-serving, insatiable thirst for polemic expression!

Report by Rejoice Ngwenya

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